Goodness In Being Single
The best
of being single
Being in a relationship can be great, right? You get all
kinds of perks, like:
- A comforting shoulder to cry on
- Someone to eat dinner with
- A cure for your loneliness
- Physical affection
- But that doesn't mean there aren't plenty of upsides to being single. Below are the best of being single.
A1. Doing
What You Want
The first biggest perk to being single is getting to do
whatever you want, whenever you want to do it! Do you feel like:
Sitting around the house all day watching a marathon of
'America's Next Top Model'?
Seeing the new shoot-em-up action movie by yourself?
Watching 'Glee' as it airs instead of putting it off to
watch NCIS with your boyfriend?
Drinking beer, eating pizza, and watching sports with the
guys?
You can! Without somebody holding you back, you can do all
of the things that you have to feel silly about or put on the back burner when
you're in a relationship. Talk about an awesome benefit!
A2. More
Time For Friends
If you've been in a serious relationship, you probably know
that they can sometimes be hard on your outside friendships. Because you're
spending so much time with your significant other, your buds can feel
neglected. Whatever happened to "bros before hoes"? (Or vice versa.)
Well, that's a non-issue if you're single! You can spend as
much time with your friends as you want, and you won't have to feel guilty for
ignoring your boy or girlfriend. Gotta love that!
A3. Window
Shopping
When you're tied down to a specific person, you might feel
bad when you notice other attractive people while you're out and about. But as
a single person, you can window shop all you like, free from shame!
Isn't it nice to be able to fully appreciate:
- The sexy blonde riding her bike through the park?
- The shirtless dude washing his car?
- The cute guy in front of you in line at Starbucks?
- That girl at work who's caught your eye?
- Not only can you browse the selection, but it's an even better shopping experience because you can actually buy! That "money" burning a hole in your "pocket" can be put to good use! That really ups the fun factor of a trip to the mall, eh?
A4. No
One To Impress
If you're single, feel free to take part in any of the
following activities at anytime you want:
- Skip a shower
- Stop shaving
- Wear pajamas around the house
- Don't wear makeup
- Don't wear pants around the house
- Avoid cleaning up after yourself
- Since there won't be someone around to judge you for these choices, live it up!
A5. Not
Stuck in a Crappy Relationship
Aren't you thankful to not be one of those men and women who
are stuck in loveless marriages and abusive relationships right now? So many
people in the world are unhappy with where they've allowed themselves to end
up. But you don't have to feel that way!
You still have the power! You still have the freedom! Never
forget that it's always better to be lonely than to be in a bad relationship.
Always.
A6. All
of Your Money Is Yours
While other poor guys are out there throwing their money
away to impress some girl, and women are putting their hard-earned money toward
their man's overeating habit, every cent you make belongs to you and you alone!
Money may not grow on trees, but it's much less of a burden
when you don't have to spend it on other people! That's a singledom perk you
can literally take straight to the bank.
A7. Having
the Bed To Yourself
Since you aren't crowded by the presence of another human
being in your bed, you can:
- Stretch out and enjoy the extra space
- Roll around as much as you like, without disturbing anyone
- Not put up with any annoying snoring or heavy breathing
- Sleep through the night without someone waking you up when they move
- Turn on a fan, radio, or anything else that helps you sleep that might bug a significant other
- Soak up this positive while you still can! It really is a great bonus of being alone.
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